Funny Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!\
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
No offense to moms out there. Just thought these were funny. I appreciate my mom ;-)
posted by Rico at 2:35 PM
5 Comments:
Get a life.
April 05, 2005 2:38 AM
haha...hmmm who's the one with the life...responding to bloggers at 2:38 am????
April 09, 2005 7:25 PM
Yo mama so fat when she jumps, she got stuck!
haha.
April 11, 2005 3:59 PM
that sounds familiar....I wonder where you got that from.....
April 11, 2005 4:45 PM
you got to finish it....my mama what?....is better than your mama? :-)
April 12, 2005 1:05 PM
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