Dim Sum: The attack of the "Poo Berries"

Earlier today I went for Dim Sum at the Golden Wok with Pat, Andrew, Ray, Debbie and Ray's And Andy's friend Zhen. Every single time we walked through the entrance of the Golden Wok I'd notice the stench of dog feces for some reason but I'd look around and no dog poo around. Debbie and I finally figured out that there's these berries thingies that fall of the nearby trees and get crushed by pass buyers. These same berries.. after being crushed and exposing the juices give off the awful stench of dog poo!.

I think if I were the owners of this place I'd get rid of the damn trees. I'm sure people would most likely have a better appetite if they didn't walk in with the stench of dog poo around them. Then customers would be most likely to order more.

Now if I can just figure out what kind of berries those were it would make good material for a practical joke.